I'm freaking famous!

Yes, famous people! At least in my own mind.

I've been added to at least three blogrolls. That I'm aware of. Cheese is flattered. Very flattered.

Now I want to know what fucking weirdos find me funny or interesting. I'm just kidding, I need your love and attention! I'm needy like that.

I've noticed lately that I'm getting increasingly paranoid. It must be because of those wicked little girls(they are also known as adults) that I go to school with. Yeah, that must be it

This is it people, Cheese is hitting the big leagues. I'm off to hollywood. Maybe I need to practice my California "howdy"?



I really need to go to bed, this page is blurring. Or I could put on my glasses. Yes? No?