Hello, My Name is "Where's the baby?"

When people said that after you had your baby you weren't important anymore, they weren't kidding. At all.

No matter where I go, I am greeted with, not "hi, how are you?", but with "Where's the baby?"

Seriously, that's all the acknowledgement I get? I grew a human, got split wide open to retrieve him, and I don't even get a "hi"? What.the.fuck.

Nobody even calls for me anymore. "How's the baby?" "When are you bringing the baby over to see us?"

I don't ask for much you know, just that people recognize that

1.I'm here, and I do have feelings you asshat

2.You wouldn't even have this fucking kid if it wasn't for me

3.I am in the middle of a horrific semester of nursing school, so a little compassion goes a long way

4.I'm needing less and less of a reason to release my inner psycho bitch lately, so watch out motherfuckers.

I'm just going to ignore people when they fucking ask any of the above questions and refrain from decking someone.

(Please help bail me out of jail when I finally lose it)