Random thoughts for the day

• I made dinner and dessert today. The pork chops were undercooked(they were REALLY thick, so it wasn't my fault), I only burned 3 of the cupcakes I made, and no one threw up. There is hope for me after all.
• Apparently I cannot go to bed before 4am, unless I am drugged, and even then there's no guarantee.
• Whoever invented that stupid fucking dancing hamster song needs to be shot. *Dee da dee da dee da do do, dee da dee dee do!*
• Sunflower seeds are crack. I've said this before, but I'm saying it again, just to be clear. Pure crack.
• I really really really have to pee, but I am just not getting up right now.
• I have eczema, so I scratch a lot. When I'm out in public, I often wonder if people are silently wondering if I'm a drug addict in need of a fix(you know how they do that scratching thing). I can assure you I am not.
• I'm so addicted to BBC it's not funny. I have a problem.
• I have an irrational fear of zombies. No, actually, I have a full-blown phobia. Just the thought makes me want to blow my head off. Really.
• Powdered donuts-another form of Cheese crack.
• Let's add Dr. Pepper to the crack list while I'm thinking about it.
• If I misspell one more fucking word I'm going to scream. It's all I can do to type a coherent sentence.
• I really REALLY don't want to go back to school. Not because I'm lazy(well, a little because of that), but because I'm dying over the fact that I'll have to leave my baby. This is killing me, but I want something to fall back on if something happened to Travis.
• I don't understand why the fucking spaces in between the paragraphs of some of my posts keep disappearing. It's pissing me off.
• At some point today I threatened to shove a pork chop up Travis's ass and now I can't remember why. You'd think I would.
• I finished the closet!! If you don't know what I'm talking about, you'll have to read my other posts. It's my way of sucking you in.
• ER has the worst season finales. I've never seen any other show with cliffhangers this bad. Just more piss in my cheerios.
• *Dee da dee da dee da do do, dee da dee dee do!* (Make it go away!!)
• It makes me sad to see that people read this but don't comment. What do you people want from me? I'm not amusing enough? I can't do any better without feedback, so cough up the comments already!
• My mom thinks I'm really funny. *sigh* She's probably the only one.
• I still haven't peed. I should go do that while I still have functioning kidneys.