I love lolcats!

And now muskrats!

Seriously, if you don't know what an lolcat is, you need to go here

They are the best things ever.

I have been sick the last two days and now I'm getting paranoid that I'm pregnant. I really don't think I am, but it is *possible*. Last night I puked my guts up(and in three different places), and today I've been queasy all day and completely exhausted. I'm really hoping it's just a bug. I also only have a couple weeks before school starts (sigh), so I really don't want to spend any of this valuable time sick.

I think I've come up with a good plan to teach people to follow my directions concerning my child. An airhorn. Yes, an airhorn. For instance, when I say not to feed Mini-Cheese something and you proceed to try to feed it to him anyway, I'll blow an airhorn right in your ear. Not only is it extremely annoying, loud, and will damage your hearing, I think it'll get my point across when I say no. Good idea, yes? Well, I still say it's better than me punching you in the eye.

I've discovered something. The BHB scares the hell out of me. Really, it does. I rarely post there, and when I do, I read my post 500 times and spell check it ten times for fear of being skinned alive for grammar/spelling errors or offending someone. Seriously, you say one bad thing and 234325939 people gang up on you. It's very discouraging. And now every.single.time someone posts, they are immediately called a troll. It's starting to get ridiculous. I'd be scared to post there if I had serious problem.(Not that I'm the type of person who takes something personal to 500 strangers anyway)

Do you remember the closet I was bitching about? It's still not cleaned out and there's still shit in front of it. I really know how to see a project through to the end.

One more thing and I'm going to bed: Sunflower seeds are crack.

How's that for a bunch of shit you didn't care to know!