Sucked In

You when you're up at ungodly hours and the only thing that's on is those godawful infomercials? Yeah, right here, I'm watching. What is it about those fucking things? The acting is worse than the acting in a bad porn(let's not talk about that), you know damn well the things they're selling probably aren't worth a damn, and yet, you find yourself thinking "Hey, that's pretty nifty, I think I need one of those!" I think my insomnia coupled with a lottery win would result in Cheese having a lot of knife sets and crappy vacuums. And wait, if you call now, we'll somehow con you into spending another 50 bucks and make it sound like deal!

(Buy the Rug Doctor now and you'll never be too embarassed to have company over again!)

Seriously, I must be an idiot. I watch these demonstrations and it makes the product look great and I know damn well that it's probably not worth damn, yet I want it. Subliminal messages or something.....

(The Rug Doctor REALLY works!)